• @[email protected]
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    LPT: instead of throwing your playstation away after each game, try turning it off and on again to choose a new game.

    • @criss_cross
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      Then the Playstation gets dusty and soggy. Better to replace it after each use.

      • @JPSound
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        101 month ago

        You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.

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            It’s absolutely safe to put your PS5 in the microwave.

            • @[email protected]
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              Good to know. I’ll put it in for a few minutes once it’s out the dishwasher. The dishwasher never quite fully dries my PS5, I usually have to put it in the tumble dryer afterwards with the silverware.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 month ago

      …i just want to point out that you havent needed to power off a videogame console to change games since the original playstation in 1997 (or whenever that was, my memory of the Before Times is hazy)

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s not about money - I get them free from the local weekly charity giveaways - it’s about the environment. Did you know that PlayStations contain more plastic than half a toothbrush? And manufacturing ten of them uses more energy than five perforated toilet rolls?

        Every time you throw away a PS5, another penguin dies.

  • @Rolando
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    Don’t be foolin. That’s obviously avocado toast you got hidden back there.

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      161 month ago

      Are avocados not free, sorry I’m Californian, I survive off avocado toast because it’s the cheapest thing

      • @taiyang
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        I love the season when they’re 6 for a dollar. Lol

  • @taiyang
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    Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.

  • @Antagnostic
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    Name brand cheese and peanut butter?

    • MewtwoLikesMemes
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      161 month ago

      If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.

      Wasteful dicks.

          • @SkyezOpen
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            Generally it’s best to take the plastic off but I won’t tell you how to live.

            • @[email protected]
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              I’ve seen others do it but I prefer to rub my tater down slowly with some olive oil and dress her up in the finest erbs then finish with Saran dress

          • MewtwoLikesMemes
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            You can do that with bagged potatoes too. It’s called OPEN THE BAG, GRAB A POTATO, AND PUT IT ON A PLATE IN THE MICROWAVE. Lol.

            (Obviously wash it first.)

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                Lol, that’s Ms Big Shot to you, friend. xP

                (Also, for the record, in case you were serious, most potatoes tend to be sold in sacks or netted bags, so it’s the individually wrapped potatoes that are the odd ones out…)

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                  I pick each potato like no one is watching and it may be my last then gently place it in a little thin non recyclable bag where it travels to a small dark cardboard box known as the house of the rising tater

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      Honestly I need to start doing that. Most of the time when I buy a whole bunch of like 5 or 6 bananas, the last two end up brown and gross before I can eat them.

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        I’m talking about buying them separately in contrast to buying them connected(no matter how many you get). If you will peel them before they get too bad, you can chop them up short ways or put them on a stick whole then freeze, they make good ice cream substitutions.

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      Here’s a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.

  • @distantsounds
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    381 month ago

    2 gallons of milk?! that’s just reckless

    • @SupraMario
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      71 month ago

      That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…

      • TheRealKuni
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        51 month ago

        That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…

        🙄

        “If the milk has all the proteins that make milk useful but doesn’t have fat, it isn’t milk!”

        Don’t skimshame! There’s nothing wrong with perverts drinking whatever they want!

        • @wolfpack86
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          You do know that fat and cholesterol are also necessary elements in a complete diet, right?

          • TheRealKuni
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            41 month ago

            Sure! That’s why the perverts fine people who drink skim milk have to get that stuff elsewhere.

            I’m just saying don’t skimshame.

          • @MudSkipperKisser
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            Oh please, next you’re going to say we actually need carbs too, pffft

    • aname
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      He’ll run out of milk halfway to next grocery trip. Some people really be living on the edge

  • @[email protected]
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    • Food: $200
    • Data: $150
    • Rent: $800
    • Games, comics, anime, and Funko Pops: $9,210
    • Utilities: $150

    Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying.

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      I’d say cut on rents, go homeless, get a tent. Best way to save money… also, you can spend that more on animes figurines ;)

  • Annoyed_🦀 🏅
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    The issue here is you buy 3 bananas instead of a bunch or two, it’s cheaper that way.

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      Is it? Where do you live that bananas aren’t just sold by the pound (or insert other regional weight measure)?

      • hope
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        Yeah for me they’re usually sold as “each”, so the bundle is just proportionally more.

  • moosetwin
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    171 month ago

    this meme is ripe for dogwhistle material, enjoy it while it lasts

  • @[email protected]
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    111 month ago

    The font on the teabag box is the font I would expect to see if a multiplayer game added a “you’ve just been teabagged!” notification feature

  • Zier
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    81 month ago

    Sunflower seeds? You utter ANIMAL!!! Must be nice to be rich.

  • Skvlp
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    71 month ago

    You’ve been had. For that price the jif should either have transparency or be animated.