Maybe, I don’t know, train your dog not to bark at everything? Your neighbors will both thank you AND not consider you to be a shithead owner.
Some people do not deserve dogs.
My dog would get disqualified because he barks even when there’s nothing there :/
That you can see. Your dog is protecting you from evil specters that are trying to enter your home.
Is the dog protecting you from the communist spectres that scare all the european powers or the spectres made to pop bloons that could easily destroy Europe?
“You know when cats see something that’s not there? That’s a greeble. They’re like invisible gremlins that like messing with cats.”
- The r/greeble sub from the other site
Perhaps the dogs see them too
This is one of the major reasons I never want to live with a dog. I did once before and it drove me absolutely insane…
It’s also one of the major reasons I’m still single… Every girl I’ve ever read the profile for on dating sites wants a dog so much it reads more like a need. :(
Some dogs bark a lot more than others though. My mom’s dog mostly only barks when she’s excited about someone she knows coming to the house. So she barks when we come to visit, but she stops once we go inside and doesn’t bark again the entire time we’re there.
The neighbor mows THEIR lawn. It’s theirs because they can see it.
True, but hear me out: that French Bulldog next door is an asshole.
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