• @[email protected]
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    971 month ago

    How Trump imagines it would be:

    Kamala Harris “I am humbled to be the Democratic Party’s candidate for President. I accept…”

    Announcer “What’s this? It’s Joe Biden with a steel chair!”

    • The Pantser
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      531 month ago

      25 years ago on August 19th 2024, when the Biden threw Harris off “Hell in a Cell” and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

    • @Wogi
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      101 month ago

      Well I mean I would be impressed if he did.

  • @[email protected]
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    451 month ago

    I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

    Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.

    • chknbwl
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      151 month ago

      he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline

      chef’s kiss~ My friend, you are a wordsmith.

      • The Quuuuuill
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        1 month ago

        I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

        Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.

        There. I’ve enloudened it

  • @DxK
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    431 month ago

    Trump says a lot of stupid and wildly unhinged things but this is a special kind of dumb. The man is in total Narcissistic Collapse and desperately wishes he were still running against Biden.

    He’s just so weird and old. Much too weird and old to be President.

  • @j4k3
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    221 month ago

    So egomaniacal every question about someone else is “tell us about yourself but use someone else’s name,” because these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff.

  • Ech
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    191 month ago

    He can’t imagine Biden not doing that because it’s exactly what he would do. Altruism and grace are entirely alien concepts to him. Just the idea of not demanding the spotlight and attention for even one second would make him physically ill.

  • @JusticeForPorygon
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    161 month ago

    I’ve said this a few times already, but he sounds like Joker after Batman died

  • @[email protected]
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    151 month ago

    Trump pulling a nervous wreck version of the King from Hamilton…

    “They say, Joe Biden is yielding his power and stepping away. Is that true? I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do”

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    121 month ago

    He thinks this is a wrestling storyline and Biden will return to chair shot Kamala and take back the nomination lol

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    71 month ago

    Oh no Trump knows the secret to getting HILLARY back in office. Too bad he thinks it’ll be SLEEPY JOE

  • @MimicJar
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    61 month ago

    The only person I’d allow is Bernie Sanders and with a steel chair.