The Missouri secretary of state candidate placed a distant sixth in the state’s GOP primary.
    • @Klear
      30•1 month ago

      I’m gonna be straight and weak as fuck, thank you very much.

  • @Warl0k3
    67•1 month ago

    She lost the primary to an apparently equally bad but less flamboyantly evil republican candidate. A win, but not as much of one as many of these headlines are making it sound.

    • VanonEnglish
      27•1 month ago

      Yup. Unfortunately, that’s how most GOP primaries play out these days. Take your pick: weird MAGA cultist (literally insane), gun-fellating psycho (worst of military), extremely wealthy carpetbagger (buddy/donor), very wealthy businessman (“conservative”/anti-tax). Bonus for DEI hiring women and non-whites.

  • @[email protected]
    40•1 month ago

    declarations that she would protect Missouri from the “transgender industry."

    She won’t let Big Transgender get a foothold in her state.

    • @[email protected]English
      23•1 month ago

      “Well I like that she hates trans people, but I can’t vote against the free market.”

      • Missouri GOP primary voters
      • @NegativeInf
        11•1 month ago

        Power Bottoms are gonna beat you up for that.

        • Apathy TreeEnglish
          1•1 month ago

          I definitely don’t want to look it up, but what’s a power bottom?

          • @NegativeInf
            2•1 month ago

            Think of it like the dominant vs submissive dichotomy kinda. Not all men who take dick are dainty little twigs, some like a challenge, some take control.

            Explanation courtesy of your friendly Texas gay.

            • Apathy TreeEnglish
              2•1 month ago

              Gotcha, that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining.

              Thanks!

  • @fox2263English
    27•1 month ago

    She’s definitely a lesbian

  • @Nuke_the_whales
    12•1 month ago

    But what about those poor submissive bottoms who want to be weak and gay?

  • @rockSlayer
    10•1 month ago

    The only decent thing she’s done is have trigger discipline in that picture, but I bet even that took a few attempts.

    • TimeSquirrel
      2•1 month ago

      “Keep your booger hook off the bang switch” as my Dad used to say.

  • @xc2215x
    8•1 month ago

    Great to see this happen.

  • @ATDA
    8•1 month ago

    She would’ve won if she threw a hotdog and big gulp on that bike then jacked a guy off in a movie theater.

    • citrusfaceEnglish
      1•1 month ago

      man what an awesome improvement to this bot.