• @ChicoSuave
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        254 months ago

        JD fucked the chair and then made Don Jr. sit on it.

        • @EmpathicVagrant
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          114 months ago

          So what I’m hearing is the chair cucked JD with Don Jr?

          • @Passerby6497
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            74 months ago

            Nah, Donny J got the sloppy seconds after vance finished his struggle snuggle with the chair.

            • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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              34 months ago

              They each used a separate cushion but never broke eye contact with each other

    • GladiusB
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      84 months ago

      Did the cuck chair have nipple tassels? Because I heard it did

  • @frickineh
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    804 months ago

    Jesus. He’s like that kid that would always take things way too far and ruin the vibe. Great rebuttal to the accusations of being weird, bro. It’s super normal to jump straight to horse jizz.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    Holy shit he actually said that. What a fucking insane world. Tbh the last 8-ish years have been so insane that I’m not even scared at this point because I’m not sure I’m really perceiving anything as real anymore.

  • @taiyang
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    464 months ago

    I like that the JD thing was probable enough to be believable (and let’s be honest, teenage boys be teenage boys) but the horse things just seems like a fetish JD has.

    Walz is like the dadest person, there’s no way I can even imagine the man has sex, let alone anything as weird as what JD would do.

    • @Tyfud
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      284 months ago

      That was Don Jr btw

      • @taiyang
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        144 months ago

        You know, same energy. If you told me either was caught doing bestiality… Actually I’d put more money on them betting on dog fights and such, but I’d still be like “huh maybe.”

        • @Tyfud
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          54 months ago

          Oh, I completely agree.

  • Noxy
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    294 months ago

    All at once, or cumulative?

  • @norimee
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    284 months ago

    Is that a real tweet from Don jr.?

    Jesus Christ.

  • @gibmiser
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    I heard, many people are saying it, but I heard that JD Vance finds diapers to be like cushions for your ass, couches that you can take with you. Of course, this has implications for why he loves trump so much…

  • @[email protected]
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    254 months ago

    I mean one joke came up from some guy on twitter and everyone run with it because it’s funny and absurd but still totally believable.

    The other joke is HORSE CUM

    • @pyre
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      184 months ago

      that’s the main point they’re missing. one is funny to meme about because it’s totally fucking believable. the other one isn’t organic, clearly forced to counter the former, desperate af, and no one would even remotely believe this man who looks like he was created in a lab to be relatable as everyone’s dad would do such a thing. because guess what, the people who don’t believe in consent and would happily abuse animals are on the other side.