• mad_asshatter
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    701 month ago

    “Willie is the short Black guy living in San Francisco,” Holden said. “I’m a tall Black guy living in Los Angeles.

    “I guess we all look alike,” Holden told POLITICO, letting out a loud laugh.

    He got the helicopter part right, but 'twas a different Black dude.

    • @LemmynySnicket
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      111 month ago

      That’s why I only have 1 black friend. No confusion.

      • mad_asshatter
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        31 month ago

        Plus the Jamaican, Haitian, Kenyan, and Morroccan?

    • @[email protected]
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      128 days ago

      Trump is either so racist that he cannot tell these men apart, or so senile that he has forgotten which of them is which.

  • @Got_Bent
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    511 month ago

    Anything and everything:

    Trump: I’ll sue! (For what, God only knows but he’ll do it!)

    Also Trump: Please send me money via text

  • The Quuuuuill
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    471 month ago

    Yes. Throwing a literal tantrum. That’s what you want in a guy with access to the nuclear codes

    • @[email protected]
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      121 month ago

      See: Hillary was right (again)

      It’s a long list

      She may not have been everyone’s favorite candidate but she sure had his number and saw the deplorable fascism coming

  • @CitizenKong
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    191 month ago

    Repeating a serious question of a reporter in a sing-song voice like a toddler - totally not weird.

  • @ccunning
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    161 month ago

    Question: Is that a special geriatric gangway?

      • @ccunning
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        81 month ago

        Trump struggles with ramps too. Not surprising they took the usual stairs away from him…

    • magnetosphere
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      51 month ago

      Possibly. I’m going to be generous, though, and assume it might also be for loading equipment.

  • @Kiernian
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    151 month ago

    “mechanical issues”.

    The way I heard it he owes the billings PD five figures of back fees from previous visits and owes the venue another five figures. He had to claim mechanical issues as cause for the delay because nobody was going to let him in the door or provide event security until he sorted his overdue bills.

  • @RattlerSix
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    111 month ago

    How could he possibly have records of something like that? Did the pilot land, get out and hand him a document attesting that the flight happened, who was aboard, and that an emergency landing was performed?

  • @_bcron
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    71 month ago

    contended with airplane mechanical issues

    I knew he ran into some financial difficulties but damn, take the L and get a bus pass

    • Diplomjodler
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      81 month ago

      It would be so ironic if he went down because he cheaped out on the maintenance of his plane.

  • @Fedizen
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    21 month ago

    What are they trying to hide?