MAH BRISKET HAS A MACHINE GUN AND THE RUCKUS ITS CAUSIN’ MEANS I CAN’T HEAR YOU, WOOOO DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS WOOOOOO

Forreal though, lmao red states are so corrupt. No like seriously, we can’t even work with anyone besides the texas state police because they’re the only ones that aren’t corrupt to the point that they’ll get a case thrown out in any other jurisdiction (tbh most red county sherrifs are the same)