• Zaemz
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      Jesus. I always assumed there was creepy, evil “rich people doing weird shit” kinda stuff going on behind the scenes there, but this is worse than the masked-bloodpact-orgy-dressup deal I imagined.

      • @Duamerthrax
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        Harvard makes irl super villains. Just have a glance at their alumni.

    • BigFig
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      1129 days ago

      Once and for all

    • The Dark Lord ☑️
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      Makes sense.

      1. Create a massive rocket
      2. Burn a massive amount of rocket fuel to get it into space
      3. Surround the comet ice in enough artificially made heat resistant materials so it doesn’t burn up in the atmosphere
      4. Use more rocket fuel to angle the giant ball of ice so it doesn’t burn up on re-entry
      5. Burn some more fuel to slow down its descent once inside the atmosphere so it doesn’t crash into the earth, ending all life in the immediate area
      6. Drop the ball of unsalted ice in the ocean
      • LostXOR
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        Fun fact, the kinetic energy a comet would gain from falling into the Earth’s gravity well is around 60MJ/kg, more than two orders of magnitude greater than the energy which would be absorbed by it melting (0.33MJ/kg).

      • @MTK
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        1. Make a tv show with this reference in it.
  • @reddig33
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    I’ve watched Snowpiercer. I know how this ends.

    • @acosmichippo
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      unfortunately we also know how runaway greenhouse effect ends.

      • @[email protected]
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        Sci-fi has assured me that Venus has the hottest babes, but they’re awful cagey about what kind of hot.

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      I’ve seen a bunch of Terminator style movies where an AI slices, dices, scorches and/or nukes humanity to oblivion long before climate change gets us. I have it on good authority that we don’t need worry about the temperature change.

  • @[email protected]
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    Making the sky grey would be very depressing way to address climate change, and likely still not enough.

  • recursive_recursion [they/them]
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    1329 days ago

    When they first announced the launching of solar reflecting particles into the atmosphere to cool down the planet I thought it was pitched by a youtuber or someone

    I really didn’t expect to see it was Harvard

    • @it_depends_man
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      “We didn’t consider the idea because it sounded silly”

      Isn’t something I want scientists to say. So good on them for taking a look at the feasibility.

  • themeatbridge
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    Why not test the reflective aerosol plume over Harvard?

  • @wjrii
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    Neal Stephenson in shambles…

    • @theilleists
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      Netherworld inconsolable. Punjab overjoyed.

      • @wjrii
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        228 days ago
        spoiler

        And poor Laks…

  • @Etterra
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    Honestly the best solution is the one that is probably the least feasible; an array of solar reflectors/collectors geosynchronously orbiting between the Earth and the Sun. Not only would it reduce the amount of sunlight getting to the planet, but you can manufacture them in space and use them to make electricity, hooray! But relax the space infrastructure to be able to pull it off right now. Maybe in a hundred years.