• @Agent641
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      43 months ago

      Obeer wan Kenobeer

      Luke Johnnywalker

      Darth Vodkar

    • @undergroundoverground
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      33 months ago

      Gin:

      “You know what, I’m feeling quite relaxed”

      [Sobs, bottle in hand, at the bottom of the stairs] “I gave those bastard jedis the best years of my life!”

  • @Venicon
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    103 months ago

    I’d imagine some pretty fun shenanigans with a drunk force user.

    • @[email protected]
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      93 months ago

      I would assume force users (both Jedi and Sith) would be forbidden by their masters from using anything mind-altering, except maybe in strictly controlled rituals. And for good reason. Can’t have people running around, randomly force-pushing strangers from a 120th floor balcony on Coruscant.

      • @jedibob5
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        53 months ago

        Didn’t Obi-Wan order a drink at that bar that he and Anakin went through while chasing Zam Wessel in Episode 2?

        • @[email protected]
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          63 months ago

          Now that you mention it, that’s right. While we can’t be sure if that drink actually contained alcohol, the size and shape of the glass at least heavily implies it.

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            33 months ago

            He used the force to nullify the alcohol in his body.

            I just made that up.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          13 months ago

          That Sith would be played by Jackie Chan. Drunken Sith Master.

        • @[email protected]
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          13 months ago

          I don’t know. At least during the high republic era with one master and one student, I’d imagine that getting drunk and accidentally showing everyone around you that you have force powers would be extremely dangerous, even more than for a jedi.

    • @JayleneSlide
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      23 months ago

      I have long pondered a comedy set in the Star Wars universe. Maybe some beer-swilling, rowdy Jedi. And fortunately Auralnauts fulfilled my dream: https://youtu.be/WSCm8yAxBr8?si=QC1SNiLAMAu1rE0T

      Some of the later entries in the series are a bit weak, but there are always worthwhile punchlines.

      • @Venicon
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        23 months ago

        Or…the fun…? | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)