JD Vance tucks his shirt into his underwear, pass it on
…So when he puts his hand in his pants it feels like a tight sofa cushion.
Please stop. JD Vance can only get so erect.
JD Vance wears boxers over his tighty-whities, pass it on
JD Vance licks his envelopes to seal them… and also to open them. Pass it on.
JD Vance lays a coating of toilet paper on the toilet seat, then still does a hover anyway. Pass it on.
Oh I heard it’s the other way around
He learned that technique from Guiliani’s bed-tuck.
has been a while since I’ve seen this unit of time, and properly used
Enlighten us
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I thought the similar UK unit was the lettuce?
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I would just like to point out for those who stumble upon this that while The Mooch was fired 10 days after it was announced he would be the new White House Director of Communication he never started the job. This asshole managed to be so bad at a job he wasn’t even doing that they fired him before he started it.
JD Vance is a bratty bottom larping as a top
The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train
Lmao
Does he really expect them to tell him if he has been fired before being fired? I’m pretty sure that’s a no no for every job.
