• IntangibleSloth
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    6824 days ago

    The movement lines implies they they rotated the strap through their ankle clockwise 🤔

    • @Beardsley
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      3624 days ago

      Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

      • experbia
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        724 days ago

        the more I learn about the minutia of this movie, the more incredible it becomes. what geniuses lmao

        • @Raiderkev
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          I always get a laugh out of why they chose Crocs. For anyone uninformed, see Mike judge quote below:

          The wardrobe had to be something that’s not around now. It had to be created for a lot of extras, and so you know our wardrobe person was looking for ways to make the budget work. And Crocs were not out in the world yet. They were just a small startup at the time. We shot in 2004, so no one was wearing Crocs. And she showed me these things, and I thought, 'Oh those are great, just stupid plastic shoes. And I said to her, ‘But you actually bought these, you can order these. What if by the time the movie comes out, these things are everywhere, and it doesn’t look like we’re set in the future?’ And she said, 'Oh no, that’s never going to happen. And sure enough, by the time it comes out two years later, everyone is wearing Crocs. So it already started coming true even faster than we made the movie, really.

    • @colderrOP
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      Because they are very comfortable

        • @[email protected]
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          Judge away. Five fingers are comfortable as shit.

          Those look like women’s ones on a man’s foot though.

          • TurboWafflz
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            2024 days ago

            I am so confused how you are able to tell the gender of the shoes and person from that photo because I can’t see anything stereotypically associated with gebnder

        • @Num10ck
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          624 days ago

          vibrams just need soft pink buttons on bottom for foot jobs

      • Owl
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        424 days ago

        They aren’t that ugly

        But damn they’re uncomfortable

    • @[email protected]
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      824 days ago

      They’re actually great for wading at the beach.

      Near where I live is a shallow (waist deep) bay with a rocky sandy bottom: barefoot not advised. There’re great for walking out into the shallows and helping the kids in kayaks or whatever.

      Or gardening.

  • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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    1624 days ago

    Crocs are kinda magic. Try running with them while wearing socks in “”“sport mode”“”. In my experience it actually makes you run faster because the foam is fairly springy. I can run fast enough that I can’t keep up with my feet and risk tripping.

    • @[email protected]
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      2624 days ago

      It is clearly the raw croc power that makes you trip…certainly not because you’re running in a slip on sandal.

      • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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        224 days ago

        Dude, I know it sounds silly, but I swear I run faster with them on hard surfaces. They’re really springy and thick socks keep them from sliding around on my feet so they’re actually not as clumsy as you’d think (or at least they don’t feel that way). I wouldn’t intentionally go running in them because I bet regularly running in them destroys your joints or something.

        Though now I’m tempted to do an experiment to see if they actually make me run faster or if it just feels that way.

        Also, I promise I’m not a complete fashion disaster; I only wear socks with them if I already have socks on.

  • @pyre
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    the number of people openly admitting to wear Crocs in here is really concerning.

    • @colderrOP
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      Crocs are top-tier shoes to wear. You cannot change my mind.

      • @pyre
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        i don’t think anything can. you’re too far gone!

    • Destide
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      424 days ago

      Search your feelings, you know it to be true

    • @[email protected]
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      I thought that for a long time. Then I finally gave in and got some. They’re fantastic.

      • @pyre
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        223 days ago

        they supposedly don’t have laces but they’re clearly laced with something. that’s the only explanation for these comments.

    • @[email protected]
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      223 days ago

      Why? They’re a comfortable, decently built, well-priced shoe. Why shouldn’t someone wear Crocs?

      • @pyre
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        423 days ago

        well they’re… i believe the scientific term is “hideous”.

  • @USNWoodwork
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    Crocs are lowkey the number one shoes of athletes. The minute any kid finishes any game with cleats, they kick them off and roll with the crocs.

  • @9point6
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    324 days ago

    Crocs are obsolete

    Slides won guys, not sure who still needs to hear this

  • don
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    224 days ago

    Never even once. I can outrun a cheetah in my sandals.

    • LalSalaamComrade
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      Who told you to make the cheetah wear a sandal? I mean, I can fly faster than a eagle in a sandal, no biggie.

      • don
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        324 days ago

        Who told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.

  • Anna
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    -424 days ago

    Just accept it that they are never gonna be with you. There is no happy ending.