• @Num10ck
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    933 months ago

    FYI he already has 2 children. not sure if they should be called children since they are likely past retirement age. but he has offsprung.

    • Troy
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      423 months ago

      Are they the same species though? I haven’t heard his children narrate anything, so I cannot confirm.

      • @Num10ck
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        453 months ago

        his son Robert is a senior lecturer in biological anthropology.

        • @CitizenKong
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          263 months ago

          And his brother opened a park for dinosaurs.

          • @marcos
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            63 months ago

            Where does he gets any visitors?

              • @marcos
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                33 months ago

                You mean the Jurassic Park could provide some visitors?

          • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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            23 months ago

            That was just a front to distract us from the fact that he keeps elves in indentured servitude in his North Pole sweatshops.

        • Troy
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          123 months ago

          That’s pretty close. Maybe a subspecies.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      183 months ago

      but he has offsprung.

      Excellent noun verbing! Bravo!

    • @iAvicenna
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      3 months ago

      offsprung

      I am using this verb from now on

  • @[email protected]
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    113 months ago

    He’s 98 years old.

    I know I won’t be ready, but at least I won’t be alone.

    It saddens me that nobody (probably in all of history), has witnessed as much destruction as him.

    And he’s STILL fighting.

  • 🔍🦘🛎
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    73 months ago

    David getting mad in the last panel isn’t lore accurate