• @Darkard
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    233 months ago

    Jesus died to absolve humanity of its sins.

    So is Trump alive to punish humanity for our sins?

    • Nougat
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      173 months ago

      Jesus died to absolve humanity of its sins.

      It’s weird that that was the best way to do that.

        • @Zombiepirate
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          123 months ago

          Ah yes, that traditional Jewish method of execution: crucifixion.

          Surely he wasn’t executed by the Roman state.

            • @Zombiepirate
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              53 months ago

              He was actually a Jewish guy who was executed by the Romans for claiming to be a Jewish king.

              Do you dispute this?

              Or is it more important to you to blame all of the Jewish people for the actions of a few small potatoes?

                • @Zombiepirate
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                  3 months ago

                  Do you think he died and rose again on third day and floated into the sky?

                  No, I don’t believe in magic.

                  You seem to believe in some really wild race stuff though.

                  But go on and cry about how the Romans didn’t crucify a Jewish guy and put a sign over his head that said “King of the Jews.”

                  But mostly I don’t give a fuck about your weird racist obsession with bloodlines or whatever.

                  Go away.

        • Nougat
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          83 months ago

          Always on the lookout for opportunities to be anti-semitic, huh?

        • @nforminvasion
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          73 months ago

          Do you hear yourself? Jesus, a Jewish man, was killed by an angry mob of deceived people by corrupt authorities and put to death under imperial Rome.

        • Pandantic [they/them]OP
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          33 months ago

          Why even comment this? Why start this argument in this topic which is unrelated to the picture?

  • @[email protected]
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    123 months ago

    That’s a crazy optical illusion! When I cover up everything above the shirt collar, the shirt reads “Jesus died for you Trump lives for you”

    But when I uncover the guy’s face, the shirt looks like it says “punch my face as hard as you can”

  • Flying Squid
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    103 months ago

    I’m no Christian, but has anyone considered doing things the other way around?

  • Optional
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    63 months ago

    Computer! Show me, “a schmuck”.

  • @kikutwo
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    53 months ago

    Can’t wait for the next verse.

  • @numlok
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    43 months ago

    His hat reads, “Finally someone with balls”.
    Just need to add, “for me to gargle” below.