• @comrade19
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    7321 days ago

    Omg but imagine if we burnt coal to power a steam piston to make it faster. Then we wouldn’t even need kites!

    • FenrirIII
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      214 days ago

      Think of all the people you could employ shoveling coal.

  • Zyratoxx
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    giant kites

    So CNN and some tech bros discovered sailing. Humanity is saved

    • @herrvogel
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      3120 days ago

      Only if they don’t realize that kites are actually a real propulsion method distinct from sails. Kite propelled ships look nothing like sailing ships.

      • @[email protected]
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        1220 days ago

        Nonsense, they clearly mean to leash giant birds of prey to the ship and have it pulled by a team of them.

        • @saltesc
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          620 days ago

          That’s what they’re doing to cut emissions from planes, dummy. Cars are going to use horses.

    • @[email protected]
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      For once the article title is quite accurate, when they say “giant kite” they means something like that: A giant kite

  • aramis87
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    I misread the news headline and for a moment I thought it said “giant kitties could pull cargo ships”, and my brain delivered a very different picture than the article did …

  • @mkwt
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    2421 days ago

    Fun fact: The very last commercial windjammer ships retired around 1950.

  • @Ibaudia
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    2220 days ago

    For those who are wondering, this is actually what they’re referring to:

    • RuBisCO
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      No Quercus necessary, you have my attention.
      And is that a hydrogen fuel cell? Cool!
      Does that say “salt sugar deionizer”?

  • @Crashumbc
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    1521 days ago

    Shrug, they been talking about this since the 90’s…

    If it was feasible and economically viable. It would have happened already.

    • @[email protected]
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      2321 days ago

      The reason is because the company that operates a shipping vessel often doesn’t own the ship–they charter it. It would be the owner that pays for the fancy wind propulsion systems but only the charterer would benefit from the reduced fuel costs. Owner-operators of shipping vessels sometimes do have a supplemental wind propulsion system.

  • @ummthatguy
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    721 days ago

    Is there a sea shanty memes in the 'verse?

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    720 days ago

    I know people working on that. It works great. The one problem they still have is the recovery and folding of the sail.

    • @Agent641
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      720 days ago

      Pfft, why reel it in. Just sail by and yeet the cargo onto the shore with a trebuchet.

    • @[email protected]
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      220 days ago

      If only they could attach the sail to some kind of pole connected to the ship, so that this isn’t an issue. Ridiculous, I know.

    • @[email protected]
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      220 days ago

      I know some people will suggest to just let it go fly away into the ocean because a new kite is cheaper than recovering the kite.

      • @chiliedogg
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        520 days ago

        People who have no idea how expensive sails are.

  • @Redacted
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    Perhaps we could consider equipping them with emission cannons that blast particulates into the air to keep the temps down. 🫡👍

  • Captain Aggravated
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    I’ve seen these kite-based attempts, but I kinda wonder what a 21st century tall ship would look like? Start talking about dacron or kevlar sails with carbon fiber yards and amsteel lines all run by winches by computer control.