Next month, The Search will be 30 years old.
I remember feeling old when I saw a magazine cover marking the 25th anniversary of TNG.
This is like that, except my back hurts more than it did back then. And I have much less hair.
post high five arthritis kicks in
Inversion tables are wonderful for most back pain, just don’t invert further than your back and ankles can take.
You appear to be caught in an accelerated time dilation matrix. Geordi, shoot some reverse tachyons at him, er something.
Just out of curiosity, have you recently taken any unproven enhancement treatments and/or interacted with any genetically enhanced humans? Your answer will result in bombardment of various beams, regardless.
Edit: Buzzed browsing resulted in thinking the initial post was backwards. Scenario adjusted accordingly.
You just inspired me to search for the original broadcast as I saw it, live from the Skydome. It was such a huge event:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiNzW5uoz4_tqNDirrP9rPcDEhp-YHye8&si=XhfmDjqlByOWEK3_
Wow, that is fucking cool.
Shut up. I’m not old, you’re old.