• @[email protected]
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    1121 days ago

    screw you, my wife loves my jokes.

    my farts, on the other hand, don’t quite amuse her as much as myself.

      • @[email protected]
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        20 days ago

        In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.

        If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it’ll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.

        However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it’s game over.

  • @aeronmelon
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    621 days ago

    It also looks like the head of a fox on the body of a jackrabbit.

  • @Sakychu
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    621 days ago

    Me after I am done getting sand into my eyes

  • @[email protected]
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    321 days ago

    I bet it is not only as intelligent as regular foxes but also the wisest of them all… Did Pixar get inspired by the Tibetan fox yet?

  • @bamfic
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    219 days ago

    Brak from space ghost

  • bk201
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    119 days ago

    lul

    • @exanime
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      1320 days ago

      Jeez… I think you took it too far.

      My wife and I have a good marriage but my sense of humour is vastly different from hers. It happens often I tell her a joke and she just doesn’t get it while I can barely finish the joke without laughing… it doesn’t mean our marriage is shitty nor lifeless

      • @veni_vedi_veni
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        820 days ago

        Of course it does, you must divorce now lest you provoke the ires of the internet

        • @exanime
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          520 days ago

          See? this is the type of hilarious comment I will share with her later on and she will not understand

      • @[email protected]
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        320 days ago

        Idk, that other poster seemed so sure of themselves. You might just be in a shitty marriage and don’t realize it.