• @ChicoSuave
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    1714 days ago

    And tokens poured forth like mana from heaven, bringing games and tickets to the children, and there was bliss.

    Music came down from on high and a band formed from unlikely friends. Their songs filled the room with pizza and loud children.

    And in the middle of the malestrom, the music would start and together they cried out in terrible unison, “chucky. Chucky. CHUCKY.”

  • @[email protected]
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    1314 days ago

    They were supposed to destroy these when they closed the locations, to prevent exactly this.

    Which is a tall order for minimum wage restaurant workers. The fuck they gonna do? Take it down to the local steel mill and T2 it?

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    14 days ago

    Anyone else hear The Crystal Method’s song “Trip Like I Do” when reading the title of this post?

    • @Marcumas
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      714 days ago

      The opening lines of that song were from The Dark Crystal.

  • @jaybone
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    814 days ago

    I guess what they had was technically pizza.

    • @[email protected]
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      413 days ago

      It’s been a few decades for me but I thought it was a paper plate with terrible melted “cheese”

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    814 days ago

    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

    Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

  • @Agent641
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    313 days ago

    Charles Entertainment Cheese. A fallen angel.