• @DucktorZee
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    592 years ago

    I would try this and say “I’m about to die” by accident and then spend five minutes explaining the mistake and five days thinking about it. No thanks,.

  • Uprise42
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    452 years ago

    Tried this at work the other day. Apparently this doesn’t work in call centers… anyone hiring?

    • @[email protected]
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      282 years ago

      My phone’s about to die, but I’ll start typing the rest of the tips for your friend:

      • Never, in ANY circumstance
    • @[email protected]
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      252 years ago

      Here’s one, set an alarm to go off in the middle of a date, pretend it’s a phone call and if the date is going badly “take the call” and say you’ve got to leave. I could say my roommate has forgot their keys and accidentally locked themselves out for example.

    • annoyed-onion
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      202 years ago

      I’ll wait with you in awkward silence.

  • @[email protected]
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    222 years ago

    And don’t just press the red button. Turn on airplane mode so it says connection timeout instead of call ended.

    • @[email protected]
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      I believe the phone does hang up the active call as part of its shutdown routine though. So getting a hangup message is still in line with that.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      How about throwing it into a faraday cage? Like the bags used for those transponders for tolls, or wrap it in foil… Or just mute the phone and ignore it.

      Thank you Skeletor!

  • lemmy
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    212 years ago

    Skeletor is always there for us. Thank you, Skeletor! 💯 🙏

  • @leonbringeroffuego
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    162 years ago

    Unless they have you on the Find My app with an iPhone then they can see your battery.

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      iPhone users’ brains work different

      Why would you willingly let someone else track you?

      • @Beeps
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        82 years ago

        If you are a cellphone user I have bad news for you

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        22 years ago

        Not understanding why someone would give their family and friends access to their location in case of an emergency really is a peak internet moment

        • @[email protected]
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          222 years ago

          I can understand turning it on if you’re doing something like going backcountry hiking by yourself, and turning it off when you’re back.

          But leaving it on all the time so people I know can open an app and see where I am at any given moment? That’s creepy as fuck. There are people in my life who I trust, and care about me, but that’s still creepy as fuck.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 years ago

            I’m glad you’re able to predict when an emergency might happen and then your location on in advance. Most people don’t have this superpower.

            • @[email protected]
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              12 years ago

              Or I’m not so risk-adverse that that I’m willing to give up my privacy for a miniscule possibility that something could happen where that would help me.

              Do you wear a helmet every time you go outside?

      • @WeirdGoesPro
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        12 years ago

        It’s called marriage. It isn’t so bad once you get used to it.

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            It’s a joke.

            Yes, my wife can see me on Find My Friends, but that is because there is nowhere I am that I’m uncomfortable with her knowing about, and it’s nice that she can see when I leave the office to know when to put the kettle on. It’s a convenience between us, not a Big Brother spying program.

            • @[email protected]
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              It’s weird how divisive this topic is. I share with my parents, kids, and husband, and vice versa. It’s cute to pinch up the map and look, mom’s at yoga or whatever. It’s not like anyone’s sitting around all day staring at the map. I guess I’m lucky not to be haunted by control freaks past or present.

    • @Imgonnatrythis
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      252 years ago

      You are a shit introvert if you are letting people track your phone. Start listening to Skeletor more.

    • Odigo2020
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      Well, you have to answer to make sure that nobody died; otherwise, if you let it go to voicemail, then you just sit and wait to see if a message is left, and then oh shit, they did. Now, I’m going through the 2 fucking minutes it seems to take to get to my voicemail, my heart pounding, oh God, what happened? And then it’s just a robot trying to reach me about my car’s extended insurance.

      (End scene)

      • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙
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        22 years ago

        That’s horrific.

        Do your device not do voicemail transcripts?

        I only listen to a voicemail is the transcript is so bad it’s unreadable, which hasn’t happened in a very long time