• owenfromcanada
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    8 months ago

    I DON’T CARE WHAT’S IN YOUR PANTS, AS LONG AS THERE’S A HOG TO CRANK UNDER THEM AROOOOOOOOO

    • 1995ToyotaCorolla
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      8 months ago

      THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT WEVE SURROUNDED THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES WITH AN IMPENETRABLE WALL OF HOGS AND WE DONT INTEND TO STOP CRANKIN EM!!!

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    8 months ago

    THIS IS CONFUSINGLY WORDED AND I LOVE IT, THE EXTRA ‘S’ MAKES ME THINK SEXPRESSIONS AND IT’S BOMB AROOOO

  • Cjwii@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    IM HERE FOR TWO THINGS: CRANKING MY HOG AND RESPECTING OTHER PEOPLES CHOSEN PRONOUNS, AND BROTHER (OR SISTER, OR SIBLING), MY HOG IS FULLY CRANKED

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    MR SKELETON THERE HAS TO BRING IN HIS HOG AND DO A FRONT WHEEL ALIGNMENT. ITS UNSAFE TO RIDE IT LIKE THIS.