• @Warl0k3
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    502 months ago

    This sign has a facebook page.

    I hate this future.

    • @NegativeInf
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      102 months ago

      I don’t need a time machine. Just a machine that flips me to a different timeline. Big quantum egg turner.

      • @[email protected]
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        122 months ago

        Congrats, you’re now on the timeline where Hitler won. No Facebook there but Fressebuch is pretty much the same. Enjoy!

          • @Addv4
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            82 months ago

            Depression never ended, and the robber barons own everything. Good news is housing is cheaper, but food slightly more expensive.

            • @NegativeInf
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              72 months ago

              Ok. This seems workable. A worker revolution is easier when food is the crux.

  • @niktemadur
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    292 months ago

    I’ve been trying to pull the same scam, but every time I buy a homing pigeon to get started, it flies away and never comes back!

  • @weeeeum
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    2 months ago

    Isn’t this a real service people provide?. Like when releasing doves or other birds at a funeral or wedding, they are trained to fly back to the owners, so they are able to lease them out many times over

    • @IMongoose
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      Yes, kind of. Homing pigeons will naturally fly back home, training them just involves releasing them further and further away.

  • Ellia Plissken
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    92 months ago

    I paid for a hummingbird on craigslist. didn’t quite get what I was expecting but I walked away satisfied