Don’t they roost, though?

For the same reason cows moo but a moose don’t cow.

Too busy murdering.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Roosters don’t crow, they cock-a-doodle-doo. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

“Rooster” is a word Puritan assholes made up so they didn’t have to say “cock” and thereby admit the sexual nature of humanity. By which they, ironically, admitted the sexual nature of humanity.

Crows can’t crow. 🤯

A flock of cocks crow at dawn while a murder of crows roost in their nests.