I swear if someone starts singing while I’m getting one…

  • don
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    411 days ago

    The fuck? What kind of weirdass karaoke do they go to where the standard complimentary colonoscopy isn’t part of the experience? [SHUDDER] Must be that nasty dark back alley karaoke everyone warns you never to go to. Ew.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      211 days ago

      I like…big…gaping assholes!

      beat suddenly stops

      “YOU WHAT???”

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    311 days ago

    You following me around???

    I just had my colonoscopy on Friday.

    And now THIS??? Is this why the doctor was singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” when I woke up?