Unhinged Elon Musk Offers to Impregnate Taylor Swift
www.thedailybeast.com
The father-of-12 offered his unlikely insight into the presidential debate after Swift endorsed Harris.

Donald Trump’s debate fail appears to have short-circuited the brain of one of his biggest cheerleaders. Elon Musk remained silent while Trump was blowing his first debate with Kamala Harris but issued a bizarre response to Taylor Swift endorsing Harris at the end of the night.

        • @Wogi
          3•3 months ago

          Nahhhh Leon was only in to 12 year old Natalie Portman.

          • @nomous
            1•3 months ago

            It was a good movie and it’s worth pointing out that Leon was not into Matilda because she was 12.

            It’s a nice bit in the movie, yeah he’s a professional killer with virtually no morals but he helped a neighbor kid out when she didn’t have anyone else, it almost redeemed him.

  • @[email protected]
    135•3 months ago

    I’d have lawyers working full time and a restraining order put on him if I was Swift. That shit is fucking creepy.

    • @kofeEnglish
      9•3 months ago

      Honestly. I feel awful wondering if she’ll have an increase of credible threats, cuz she’s had stalkers for years I’m sure, but detangling whether it’s because she just made the endorsement or if Musk inflamed it would be difficult to prove. Can his one message be taken as a threat on its own, though? It’s creepy, but unless he’s slid in her dms prior to this I don’t think there’s a case for anything.

  • @800XL
    85•3 months ago

    You all are missing the point. It has nothing to do with actually wanting to date/impregnate her. He is so insanely jealous of her and the fact she doesn’t have to be a complete edgy tool or buy a whole platform to make people listen to her like he does. It’s about taking all of her accomplishments, her fame, her fortune, her following, her talent and negating it by debasing her into nothing but a womb that would jump at the chance to have that human cheesecloth on top of her.

    • @[email protected]
      36•3 months ago

      Bru WHAT they’ve been trying to saying demure this whole time!? I’ve heard people pronouncing it as “dimir” this whole time and have been thoroughly confused why everyone on the internet suddenly started referencing random ass magic the gathering lore for the latest slang.

      Thank you for typing it out and showing me the way to the truth.

      • @meco03211
        13•3 months ago

        Have you not seen how crazy MTG is lately? Jewish space lasers and the gazpacho? Seems on brand.

    • Ioughttamow
      3•3 months ago

      He’s the fresh faced ingenue mogul, new to the the social media scene

    • nolannice
      11•3 months ago

      I feel like it’s pretty obvious now that his desire to start a Mars colony is purely an extension of his eugenics tinged breeding kink

  • quicklime
    66•3 months ago

    Every single day I get a yucky feeling when I remember that people are still using his garbage website/app/platform.

    • ddhEnglish
      21•3 months ago

      Kinda glad Taylor didn’t post her announcement on Twitter.

  • macniel
    56•3 months ago

    A bad try at distraction? Also how he handled his daughter… Uuh I guess nobody should EVER be “impregnated” by this asshole.

  • @Boddhisatva
    43•3 months ago

    Swift is too smart for him. She knows he’s an immigrant and just wants to get into her place so he can eat her cats.

  • @JuBe
    34•3 months ago

    Leon Musk is weird.

  • dream_weasel
    25•3 months ago

    At the first read, I assumed he would buy and gift a child and I can’t decide if that’s better or worse.

    • @Uruanna
      3•3 months ago

      I was gonna ask if he has visitation rights on any of his kids before giving one away.

  • notsure
    22•3 months ago

    …are you sure “onion” staff have not invaded?