• @Makeitstop
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    912 months ago

    Dems are crazy cat ladies that just want kids. So they take your kids, and no longer need the cats. Cats then feed Haitian immigrants. They thrive and produce more Haitians, who then go to school where they are indoctrinated to become Dems, and are given sex changes until they have all been turned into the next generation of cat ladies, perpetuating the cycle.

    It all makes sense now.

  • @TriflingToad
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    212 months ago

    I searched it up (it’s true btw) and ELON HAS 7 KIDS?!?!

    • @[email protected]
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      292 months ago

      I’ve seen articles saying 12+ Nothing says fathers day like a dozen kids that don’t want you to be their dad

      • Prior_Industry
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        42 months ago

        I hear him and Boris Johnson had a bet from way back…

    • Match!!
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      62 months ago

      be pretty funny if they were all gay / trans

  • @Sam_Bass
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    142 months ago

    The dems want to let your kids be themselves not some sanctimonious selfrighteous construct of a perverted christofascist mentality

  • Prior_Industry
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    82 months ago

    Richest man in the world. Both cream and turds float to the top it seems.

  • @[email protected]
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    82 months ago

    Trust me, I don’t want your kids. Especially if they are younger than 8 or older than 10. I guess maybe it’d be cool to hang out with a 9 year old, but then I know they’re about to turn into a turd burger pre-teen, so I’ll pass. Really. I’ll pass.

  • @hesusingthespiritbomb
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    62 months ago

    The title of this sub is super ironic. Most Elon spam is just people making fun of him.

    Like yeah I get it he’s an awful person, horrible father, and bad CEO. I really don’t need to hear about that multiple times daily.

    Like at this point I’d appreciate it if you guys just switched up your billionaire for a bit. It’s football season. Jimmy Haslam is a shitty person who paid a serial rapist hundreds of millions of dollars to be the worst starting quarterback in the NFL. Can we get some posts about him?

    • @Wogi
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      62 months ago

      Be the change you want to see in the world

  • @gedaliyah
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    32 months ago

    Elon, my guy, stop trying to make another Pizzagate.

  • @[email protected]
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    22 months ago

    Btw do you all think it’s a healthy attitude to spend this much time about the ramblings of one person? Shouldn’t we approach US politics more as a structural problem, instead of one of singular individuals? I feel like this is giving too much time and attention to a single person.

  • @xantoxis
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    12 months ago

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