Instructions unclear, it is now full of poop.
Coulda been worse… in a very wet … “I hope we wanted to paint that wall” sort of way.
Instructions very easy to understand, never-the-less, it is still full of poop.
I wonder if it incorporates a filter?
Oh no… I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.
“Thanks, I hate it” is the phrase you’re looking for.
Yeah I know! It doesn’t even have a remote control for the vibration feature.
Congratulations, my child. You’ve come up with a true rarity: a fart joke I find funny.
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Just wait until you can’t see it anymore!
Now bend over.
I hate gag gifts, they’re terrible things produced never to be used, and all the environmental consequences that come with that… But my God, my buddy’s birthday was the other day, I wish I could have gotten him this. OMG
where can in order this?!?!
