• @yggstyle
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      162 months ago

      Coulda been worse… in a very wet … “I hope we wanted to paint that wall” sort of way.

    • @aeronmelon
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      112 months ago

      Instructions very easy to understand, never-the-less, it is still full of poop.

    • @I_Miss_Daniel
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      32 months ago

      I wonder if it incorporates a filter?

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      52 months ago

      Yeah I know! It doesn’t even have a remote control for the vibration feature.

  • midori
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    172 months ago

    What a horrible day to have eyes.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      62 months ago

      Just wait until you can’t see it anymore!

      Now bend over.

  • Flying Squid
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    122 months ago

    Congratulations, my child. You’ve come up with a true rarity: a fart joke I find funny.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    82 months ago

    I hate gag gifts, they’re terrible things produced never to be used, and all the environmental consequences that come with that… But my God, my buddy’s birthday was the other day, I wish I could have gotten him this. OMG