• @[email protected]
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    1203 months ago

    Keep in mind that Larry Ellison is fundamentally incapable of caring whether or not “citizens will be on their best behavior.” The only reason he would say a thing such as this is because he sees an opportunity to make money from such a system.

    Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think ‘oh, the lawnmower hates me’ – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.

    • @[email protected]
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      233 months ago

      I think this is great advice for billionaires in general.

      You have to be extremely sick to become one.

  • @[email protected]
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    703 months ago

    Yeah, that would make any kind of political speech practically impossible. Activism? Nope, out of the question. Creative artistic expression? Better watch out for the thought police.

    We don’t need “best behavior,” that would be so incredibly boring.

    His out of touch suggestion is completely incompatible with democracy.

    • @Chocrates
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      253 months ago

      The United States already prosecutes many activists as terrorists, or at least tries to charge them. All this would do is turn that up to eleven.

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    473 months ago

    I vote we test it on Billionaires first. Especially their financial activities.

  • @sazey
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    343 months ago

    I agree wholeheartedly Larry so let’s start with monitoring the sex dungeon where you keep the abducted kids locked up, you fucking bootlicking Orwellian psychopath.

  • Boozilla
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    343 months ago

    Never liked this guy. And Oracle DB has always kinda sucked.

    • Madrigal
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      183 months ago

      And that’s their only “good” product.

      The rest is utter garbageware, designed for one purpose: to check boxes on RFPs.

      • @Chocrates
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        23 months ago

        Java was nice for the time. Same with MySQL.

        • @4z01235
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          MySQL was acquired by Sun Microsystems, which was also the original developer of Java. Oracle acquired Sun. So I’d say any niceness there is in spite of, not because of, Oracle.

          Also… Java’s still pretty nice :-)

          • @Cosmicomical
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            23 months ago

            Yeah I heard it runs on 3 billion devices lol

  • @draughtcyclist
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    333 months ago

    I take comfort in the fact that Oracle hasn’t been able to release new products. They’re basically a legal team wrapped around their existing software.

    That said, fuck this guy.

  • @[email protected]
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    303 months ago

    This is the kind of shit Amazon drivers already have to put up with. Remember hearing about how their singing can alarm the AI driver facing camera watchdog? If they’re not willing to go on strike to get rid of surveillance in the work place then it’s all too likely the average citizen won’t do anything about it either.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      133 months ago

      …what is wrong with singing in their car???

      • Maven (famous)
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        193 months ago

        Them moving their mouth too much made the AI think they were distracted driving and would dock them for it.

  • JaggedRobotPubes
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    303 months ago

    The post above this one in my feed was from the onion: Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Great Potential In AI

  • @Phegan
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    293 months ago

    Guillotine

  • @Burn_The_Right
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    293 months ago

    Maybe a vast human being network can ensure billionaires stop existing. Let’s do that one instead.

  • @Dasus
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    273 months ago

    If those are your views on privacy, mister, then let’s start by you giving everyone access to your personal messages, unedited or unrestricted.

  • @[email protected]
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    243 months ago

    Fuck this fascist! We need to eat them ASAP. Or just bury the useless flesh. Either way, they shouldn’t come back from this…