• @mashbooq
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    372 months ago

    As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, “Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!”

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      152 months ago

      Nah, school “security officers” are there to brutalize unruly children and get the middle school to life in prison pipeline started.

      In contrast, Trump’s SS officers are charged with protecting the most childish fascist cult leader from the consequences of his words and actions.

      Both make the world a worse, more bleak place, though, I’ll give you that.

        • @InverseParallax
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          12 months ago

          It’s supposed to be usss, ss is a bit dickish, even with his political alignment.

          • @[email protected]
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            We don’t put US in front of other acronyms like that. SC, DoJ, EPA, etc. Putting it in front of SS is just making it obvious you don’t want it to be called SS lol

            It’s just a coincidence; the Secret Service existed long before Hitler’s SS. We’ve got prior claim to the acronym

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            02 months ago

            Nah, he’s a literal fascist. It might be dickish to the secret service given a different context, but my comment was clearly aimed at him rather than them.

    • @InverseParallax
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      22 months ago

      That’s not fair, he didn’t run away from the gunman!

      Maybe that’s just Texas.

  • @danc4498
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    72 months ago

    Onion has been in fire lately

  • @Burn_The_Right
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    52 months ago

    Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.

  • @[email protected]
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    42 months ago

    “No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!”