• @[email protected]
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    372 months ago

    This MF’r buys apples a barrel at a time? Damn Everett, how you gonna eat all that before they get rotten.

    • @[email protected]
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      They will keep for months if picked and stored correctly in a cellar or basement, where it’s consistently cool and humid. Usually they were packed in clean sand or fine sawdust to keep them from drying out. If they are bruised or damaged in any way, they will get moldy and rot quickly. A barrel was commonly supposed to be enough for daily use for a large family for one winter. I could see why Everett would be upset that damaged or wormy apples were hidden in the lower layers. It means he was cheated, because the barrel will go bad. Source: 19th century housekeeping manuals by Mrs. Beeton and others.

      • @glitchdx
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        152 months ago

        See: One bad apple spoils the barrel.

      • @[email protected]
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        92 months ago

        That’s actually really interesting. Thanks. I like learning about how older generations dealt with the same type of problems we do, but before modern inventions. I was watching some history channel thing about how rich people would get ice from frozen places and ship them back home to keep things cold.

        I like the simple solutions you mentioned more. Food going underground to keep cool and humid with proper storage is something I don’t really have to think about today.

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          42 months ago

          You’re welcome! You can do the same thing with a fridge on the lowest setting. You wrap each perfect apple in butcher, waxed or plain brown paper to prevent them from drying out. You can raise humidity in there easily, this keeps the apples from wrinkling. This method is working for me, this is month 2. Source: book “Stocking Up” from Rodale Press.

    • @[email protected]
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      192 months ago

      Before globalization you only had one chance per year to buy apples. Apples from New Zealand weren’t a thing.

    • Cadeillac
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      182 months ago

      Have you seen that man?

    • @teamevil
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      32 months ago

      Dude look back 35-40 years ago nobody almost nobody was particularly large Everett’s fat ass is huge back then… Of course you bought Apple by the freaking barrel.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    122 months ago

    What’s your problem, Ev? They were selected thusly!

  • @[email protected]
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    92 months ago

    My brain is broken. I started reading from the third line because the first thing that caught my attention was “select apples from”.