FOURSCORE AND NINETEEN PROBLEMS HAVE I
BUT A WENCH CANNOT BE COUNTED AMONG THEM
I AM ENAMORED OF AMPLE POSTERIORS.
FURTHERMORE, I FIND MYSELF UNABLE TO UTTER FALSEHOODS.
THE AWNING. THE AWNING.
THE AWNING ART AFLAME!
TO THE GLASS PORTHOLES! TO THE RAMPARTS!
TO THE PERSPIRATION OF MY GONADS!
Me when I walk past a mirror and see the handsome man:
It’s the guy walking next to you, isn’t it?
Yeah :(
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Greatest disappointment of my life was going to the Louvre and finding out this painting was in an area closed for renovations.
disregard security
acquire paintings
Oh. Trust me. Many a loud, fat attempt was made to parkour over the barrier they put up.
This looks familiar. 😁
Holy crap, you’re right. It looks exactly like Paul Scheer.
I love this artist. His self portraits are wild and zainy.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/joseph-ducreux-archaic-rap
For the uninitiated
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Look I’m not saying anyone should be shamed for their teeth, but he didn’t have to paint em THAT realistic
