Cards Against Humanity sued SpaceX yesterday, alleging that Elon Musk’s firm illegally took over a plot of land on the US/Mexico border that the party-game company bought in 2017 in an attempt to stymie then-President Trump’s attempt to build a wall.

“As part of CAH’s 2017 holiday campaign, while Donald Trump was President, CAH created a supporter-funded campaign to take a stand against the building of a Border Wall,” said the lawsuit filed in Cameron County District Court in Texas. Cards Against Humanity says it received $15 donations from 150,000 people and used part of that money to buy “a plot of vacant land in Cameron County based upon CAH’s promise to ‘make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for Trump to build his wall.’”

Cards Against Humanity says it mowed the land “and maintained it in its natural state, marking the edge of the lot with a fence and a ‘No Trespassing’ sign.” But instead of Trump taking over the land, Cards Against Humanity says the parcel was “interfered with and invaded” by Musk’s space company. The lawsuit includes pictures that, according to Cards Against Humanity, show the land when it was first purchased and after SpaceX construction equipment and materials were placed on the land.

  • @chemical_cutthroat
    link
    2122 months ago

    Lmao, I still have my deed to the land. I’m about to be rich, friends :)

    • @P1nkman
      link
      592 months ago

      Invest the $100, and you’ll be a billionaire in a matter of a few hundred years!

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        702 months ago

        I know you’re joking, but people really underestimate just how rich Elon Musk and other billionaires are. Say you went back to the time of Christ, 0 AD, and got a really good job. Say you were making $10,000 a day, in today’s dollars. $10,000 a day, every day, no days off. What’s even more amazing, say you were super good at saving. So good that you squirreled that $10,000 away every day without spending a penny. And you did that every day, for the last 2,000 some years (good for you for being immortal as well).

        If you did all that, and then did it another 34 times, you would almost have as much money as Elon Musk.

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            English
            122 months ago

            My amortization schedule doesn’t go out that far. Let’s just say that the dude is rich.

            • @SLVRDRGN
              link
              22 months ago

              Let’s just say that the dude is rich.

              No, no, no! Don’t go back to just saying that! Then we’re back at square one, really underestimating just how rich Elon Musk and other billionaires are!

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
      link
      232 months ago

      I don’t recall if I still have that deed, but I do have my flag for Hawaii 2, and my royal title from the one castle. And pictures/letters from those Chinese factory workers thanking me for that day off

      • @chemical_cutthroat
        link
        22 months ago

        You can go to their website and sign up to be a part of the class action suit. They’ll verify your purchase, then. I can’t remember exactly what they asked for, but I had to go into my email to find it.

  • @GoofSchmoofer
    link
    1392 months ago

    If you’re an original 2017 CAH Saves America subscriber and you want to increase the pressure on Elon, here’s a thing you can post on Twitter (the platform he wants you to call “X” for his own sexual gratification):

    In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks www.ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

    Or if you’re not a subscriber, but you still think Elon Musk is a charity-embezzling, conspiracy-peddling eugenicist manchild who trades horses for in-flight handjobs, post this:

    In 2017, 150k people paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—stole their land and dumped his shit all over it. Fuck that! www.ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

  • Ab_intra
    link
    1172 months ago

    Omg I love these people’s humor.

  • @NOT_RICK
    link
    English
    1072 months ago

    This headline reads like a mad lib. Good luck CAH, I cannot wait to see how Elmo tries to act like he respects property rights while having done something like this

  • @Fedizen
    link
    1022 months ago

    TIL: there’s a surprising number of people here that think elon musk has a right to dump shit in their neighborhood park

    • @nutsack
      link
      102 months ago

      more than 0? where

  • AlexanderESmith
    link
    fedilink
    462 months ago

    Hey, no problem; You just earned a bunch of free equipment and materials! You’ll make a killing selling that shit second-hand to NASA.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
      link
      342 months ago

      From their pictures it looks like it’s mostly just a bunch of dirt and offcuts of building materials. Probably worthless, but it might be amusing to reassemble their own trash into a spite fence on whatever part of SpaceX’s perimeter adjoins their property.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        1
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        I dunno about the optics of building a fence on land that was purchased specifically to prevent Trump from building a wall there

        • @glitch1985
          link
          22 months ago

          What’s the opposite of a fence? A moat maybe?

  • @Harvey656
    link
    392 months ago

    This was not on my 2024 bingo card.

  • @Camzing
    link
    English
    352 months ago

    More than just a game.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    322 months ago

    what’s the official cardsagainsthumanity official site, i’m want to give them money and bui a deck after that lol

  • Ghostalmedia
    link
    English
    272 months ago

    Damn, I might make $100. Or $2.

    Sweet.

  • @Snapz
    link
    262 months ago

    Man… That land was pristine too… Wild horses used to roam free there in the Texas moonlight. I remember how strongly it reinforced my consumer opinion of cards against humanity - I knew that as long as they kept maintaining that parcel, I could freely buy their products. If spacex is allowed to just invade that land unchecked though, and justice isn’t restored to CAH, I imagine that would impact my potential future purchasing potential by at least $1,000,000… And that’s only speaking for me. I imagine at least 100,000 of you feel the same as I do, I think damages should asking for that amount and make CAH whole again considering their lost earning potential. Those unrealized profits were callously stolen by musk.