• @pirat
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      53 hours ago

      men men… men

      • @[email protected]
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        22 hours ago

        My guess would be that this is were there are still fellow countrymen short before where the Sc*ttish live

    • Skua
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      136 hours ago

      For those wondering why these borders don’t match up: England’s county system is actually the butchered remains of several iterations stitched together in a manner that would appal Dr Frankenstein. This image shows the historic counties, but those basically only exist for cultural reasons today and have not been used for governance since the 70s. They don’t quite match the post - see, for example, Yorkshire being one massive thing in this image but split into four in the post. Even though one of the four is called “east third”. The post’s border also don’t match the modern counties though, so I’m not quite sure what exactly is being shown, but it could be older borders or just whichever borders had the most interesting set of names

  • Vik
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    6 hours ago

    Wait bright ones is Kent? What kind of shit is that?

    Sincerely,

    Someone from Kent.

    • @SpatchyIsOnline
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      23 hours ago

      Maybe because we get like 5 sunny days a year compared to the 2 they get up north?

      • Vik
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        23 hours ago

        well, you’re not wrong.

  • @rtxn
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    117 hours ago

    Humber

    Feeling kinda dorceless about some of these names.

  • @edgemaster72
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    66 hours ago

    “So it’s agreed, we’re all parts of the shire of the place of yew trees”

    North: aye

    South: sure

    West: sounds good

    East: but what if we tried to be more precise (accuracy be damned apparently)

    West: you’ve been hanging out with the boob hill people, haven’t you?

  • @mumblerfish
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    46 hours ago

    Hm, I guess it is not a straight forward way to define a map like this that work for every county. But take Yorkshire for example. York is after Jore, or Jorvik, which means Horse, or horsebay. But before that it had other names, and the founding name by the romans was Eboracum, celtic borrowed phrase for yew tree place. But as I understand it, it is not really etymologially connected “yew tree” and “york”. Or?

    • Skua
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      46 hours ago

      That one is basically still understandable in modern English too

      • @d00ery
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        26 hours ago

        The north folk and the south folk.

  • @Miphera
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    26 hours ago

    Shire of the town of the people of the winding river sauce

    (Worcestershire sauce)

  • Andrew
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    57 hours ago

    Man, imagine if you were one of the ‘Bright Ones’, and you were trekking up to see the ‘New Castle’, and you’d heard it was in the land ‘north of the Humber’, and thought “can’t be much further now” when you got the The Humber.

    • @[email protected]
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      13 hours ago

      Back durong the Heptarchy pretty much everything north of the Humber was the Kingdom of Northumbria. The Danes took the southern half of the Kingdowm, leaving a Northumbria rump state over the approximate location of modern day Northumberland/Tyne and Wear.