• 2ugly2live
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    88 hours ago

    I get the salad one, but the knife out of pasta?

      • 2ugly2live
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        96 hours ago

        Thank you! Didn’t know you could make a shiv from pasta 😂

          • @TheLadyAugust
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            12 hours ago

            An extremely common weapon is just whatever paper you can get your hands on, rolled up really really tight and folded over. You use it like a knife, targeting the neck or soft spots. I don’t think it’s used with intent to kill usually.

    • @[email protected]
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      I thought it was just about prisoners with maximum insecurities? Maybe I need to get out the Urban Dictionary? And is the name Westfield significant? Around me it’s a name for malls, malls have food courts…?

  • southsamurai
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    48 hours ago

    Well, if you suck, you won’t suck at tossing salad, or so I’m told

  • @OldManBOMBIN
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    1513 hours ago

    I’m gonna print this out and mail it to my cousin who’s in prison.

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        410 hours ago

        He’s been in for… 27? years. If he don’t know by now, ain’t no helpin’.

          • @OldManBOMBIN
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            The way I understand it, he got mixed up with some girl who turned him on to meth and then convinced him that her ex bf had been harassing her to the point where they needed to myrtle him and put him in the river.

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                Yeah it sucks. He was a cool dude- into electronics and RC stuff. Now he’s so disconnected from everything that he might as well not even exist in this realm. Also the other dude was probably not that bad. I spoke to one of his family members years ago, but only once.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      1111 hours ago

      Nah, I don’t do current affairs. 🙂‍↔️

      But nice to hear he’s gone to a better place. 😌

  • @[email protected]
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    -1011 hours ago

    So Mr. Fist, how would you describe your comics? Aggressively unfunny is the general vibe I’m going for and I’m proud to say my audience agrees.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      1911 hours ago

      I would describe it as “colorful unwholesomeness”.
      I’m aware of limited size of the niche I’ve chosen, but this is the stuff I want to make.