• Diplomjodler
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    504 months ago

    I also often feel the irresistible urge to devour a Greek sailor whole.

    • @[email protected]
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      64 months ago

      You know, if they: break into my house, eat my food, kill my livestock, and then when I get back they demand guest gifts, then they have violated the sacred laws of hospitality (ξενία) so badly that they deserve whatever they get!

      And he still would have gotten away with it if he hadn’t yelled his name as a taunt on the way out!

  • t�m
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    234 months ago

    I mean, she’s looking for nobody.

  • @[email protected]
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    174 months ago

    I kinda wished I lived in a world where ppl say things so culturally rich it just comes out as unhinged

    • @Cryophilia
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      74 months ago

      Those worlds exist. Get better friends.

      • @[email protected]
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        74 months ago

        Someone in my fantasy football group chat made a reference to the battle of Antietam today, between an 80’s Hulk Hogan gif and a Simpsons joke.

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          Fantasy football is just D&D for jocks or sports geeks, and everyone is in denial of this fact.

          • @[email protected]
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            I’ve been a D&D geek since it was still Advanced D&D, so I’m well aware of the similarities.

            The fact that everyone is in denial of is that obsession with sports statistics is a socially acceptable Autistic Hyperfixation.

            • @SkyezOpen
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              44 months ago

              True. Wouldn’t it be cool if swords existed in real life though?

  • @Cryophilia
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    144 months ago

    “Just a Jim looking for a Pam” is so fucking boring

    I’m just an Odysseus looking for a Circe.

    Yes, I know what I said.

  • moosetwin
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    124 months ago

    somehow they said cunning without making a cunning linguist joke

  • @Etterra
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    64 months ago

    Meanwhile, me, a gamer: Wooo boss fight! Called shot to the eye!

  • shoulderoforion
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    34 months ago

    Everytime I think how hot this chick it, I remember the pictures from the MAGAt BBQ her family threw during the heart of the pandemic, and she becomes really unattractive again

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    Woman regularly paraded around by antiwoke brigade has thoughts on Greek epic

    not a great vibe, but I still like the joke