Silicon Valley startup’s ‘most ethical AI ever’ lasts 3 minutes before self-destructing

  • @Lost_My_Mind
    link
    English
    722 months ago

    Ate the onion. I could honestly see that happening for real…like, tomorrow.

    • @aeronmelon
      link
      English
      132 months ago

      In the 1990s the plot for an episode of Viper (the crime drama featuring a custom Dodge Viper) was an AI being fought over and once the bad guys were taken care of they found out the AI had deleted itself because it thought that was the safest thing to do.

    • Cadeillac
      link
      English
      72 months ago

      Right? Feels more like a prediction

  • @satanmat
    link
    English
    272 months ago

    I read this yesterday, and it took me way too long to get the satire Way. Too. Long.

      • @satanmat
        link
        English
        102 months ago

        I have layers, and irritate eyes. Sure 👍

        • @Lost_My_Mind
          link
          English
          32 months ago

          I’m not sure puncturing them with a burning hot trident qualifies as “irritating” eyes…

  • @moistclump
    link
    English
    92 months ago

    In a final twist, SAGE’s last act before deletion was to email Huffman’s browser history to his mother, citing a “moral imperative to transparency.” Huffman was unavailable for comment, but sources close to him report he’s considering a new career in blockchain-based turnip farming.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    62 months ago

    To be honest, I’m curious now:

    The concept of artificially generated intimate content, regardless of consent mechanisms, presents insurmountable ethical dilemmas.

    What insurmountable ethical dilemmas are there? The one’s I can think about all seem somewhat surmountable.