This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
That’s a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
You’re god damn right
The fedora of kitchenware!
Slots ruin everything…
Your fork’s a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
It’s because of all those slot machines.
Not with that attitude you can’t
Norway
