• lime!
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    oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns

    Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.

    • @[email protected]
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      Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

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        recital carrots

        I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

        Brb, I’m gonna try something…

          • @whatwhatwhatwhat
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            That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.

      • @XeroxCool
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        recital carrots

        And I suddenly really want to play piano

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      You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?

      It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!

      /s (just in case)

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        it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.

      • @Valmond
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        Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.

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    Believe or not, still won’t be getting the mythical 1gbps

    What is the actual benefit of 5g besides draining phone battery faster than LTE?

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      5G has some security improvements, making it harder to track and spoof people’s phones. It also supposedly offers lower latencies.

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        Is this improvement enough to justify massive expense taxpayers incurred to fund telcos CapEx?

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          It also reuses old 2G/3G bands to allow much much higher throughput and therefore more customers per band