• @Soku
    19•3 months ago

    I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

    • Clay_pidginEnglish
      1•3 months ago

      I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.

      • @Soku
        5•3 months ago

        But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…

        • Clay_pidginEnglish
          3•3 months ago

          Sadly, no. I don’t think I’m qualified to be a goblin. More’s the pity.

          • @Soku
            3•3 months ago

            Not to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.

            • Clay_pidginEnglish
              3•3 months ago

              I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.

  • Dwemthy (he/him)English
    10•3 months ago

    It’s important to keep your goblin friend happy. If they find something gross and no one else wants to look at it, then go take a look, marvel at how gross it is.