Bonus flavors!
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
The fact that you felt compelled to post this, says a lot.
I thought that biscuit flavoured cola was probably fake as well, but then I saw a discarded can of it yesterday
hey
They relish in the idea.
It is what plants crave.
Need a bag of apples with a Mountain Dew Gushing Granny label.
Mountain Dew flavored condoms with the catchphrase “Do the Dew!”
Contains no artificial ingredients…except for the artificial ingredients. Heheh.
I thought it was shampoo at first and was thinking “you know what, not such an awful idea” hah
No, that would be silly.
Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!
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Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?
cancer in many colours and flavors
230 calories per bottle
The serving size is BOTTLE?!
