• @cm0002
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    743 months ago

    This is just propaganda from Satan’s PR team, they just don’t want it widely known that he accepts good soup as an alternative payment!

    • FuglyDuck
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      433 months ago

      “It was really good soup.”- satan.

  • @model_tar_gz
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    293 months ago

    Fun fact: the scientist’s name was Adam, and the soup was primordial.

  • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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    263 months ago

    How bad is the doctors handwriting that even the devil can’t tell if it’s a l or p lmfao.

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    Eldritch insanity level enlightement.

    Imagine, you’re a medieval professor, believing in geocentrism as the bible says, world is ours to take, human important and all that.
    And then you learn that you’re a mere moving something among billions others, that accidentally came to be on a speck of dust in the vast emptiness of the universe.

  • @moistclump
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    73 months ago

    I actually think it would be pretty painful having all the knowledge.

    • cally [he/they]
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      63 months ago

      If you had all the knowledge in the world, you’d also know how to be happy, or maybe even how to generate electricity. After all, knowledge is power.

  • Mr Fish
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    33 months ago

    I dunno if that’s worth it. That’s some pricy knowledge