Or I guess do, if that’s what you’re into.
Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?
Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.
In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.
Not that I’d want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.
The walnuts are on a string and lubed.
you dare not
you get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications
Back against the wall, nuts in your face
It is like bamboo torture, just slower
“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”
Is this what they call a protracted battle?
Oh you…
I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read
I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.
The way those boys are tied up, they could easily slip off the rope. Whatever Mr. Lloyd is about to do to them, looks like they don’t mind at all.
