Ok America. It’s time to stop now.

So that’s the face wash trump uses and why he’s so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!

I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn’t want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.

The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.

Tingly

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