• @danc4498
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    326 minutes ago

    How’s their endurance?

    • @[email protected]
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      6 minutes ago

      Probably shit, like most mammals.

      Edit: I looked it up, and they can maintain 29-40km/h charge for about 150m.

    • @[email protected]
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      173 hours ago

      Presumably the hippo also needs to ride a bike on that stretch, so they probably aren’t managing their full running speed.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 hours ago

        You’re right, they’re probably faster than their running speed given humans are faster on a bicycle than running too.

        • @[email protected]
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          61 hour ago

          Maybe if you engineered some new pedal vehicle that is no longer really a bike, but hippos have neither the build nor the kind of gross motor skills (or prehensile forelimbs) needed to be successful as a high-level bicyclist.

  • @Etterra
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    026 minutes ago

    I thought “gun” was party of the tri.

  • @ummthatguy
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    83 hours ago

    This reads like Deep Thoughts… by Jack Handey

  • @mkwt
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    43 hours ago

    Are these hippo sprint speeds, or real proper endurance speeds?