Pharaohs were mummified because they thought their souls would eventually come back to their bodies. Imagine your soul comes back to your body after walking the earth for 10,000 years and you find out someone took that Pepsi you were saving.

Will I be cursed or gain some cool power?

I’m always afraid that the kid I raised will part the sea and drown my people.

How else do you expect me to wash down this Rack of Rhibses?

I’ve had old flat diet pepsi and it sucks. No thanks.