Also, she might say she’s all that, but she ain’t.

  • @sir_pronoun
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    Is this real?

    Edit: apparently it’s real, folks

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        It’s honestly astounding how many cuneiform tablets (and fragments of tablets) we have. Multiple ancient libraries full of tablets have been excavated. Now cuneiform was just a system of writing like our Latin alphabet, so they are in all sorts of languages, but we know so much more about those cultures than others of the time because they were writing on clay, then they baked the clay. That makes it last.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_libraries_in_the_ancient_world#Ancient_Near_East

          • Flying SquidOPM
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            If this interests you, sci-fi author and astrophysicist Gregory Benford did a deep dive into the subject some years back after being put on a committee to try to decide how to mark a nuclear waste storage site as unsafe even if humanity collapses and written language is forgotten.

            https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2014020.Deep_Time

            • @bamfic
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              75 months ago

              This is not a place of honor

            • @captainlezbian
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              I think there’s a huge difference between a knowledge repository and a nuclear waste storage facility immediacy is a major factor here as well as the sample size of writing

        • bizarroland
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          It makes me wonder if in a thousand years anything written on any hard drive will be rescuable?

          • @[email protected]
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            They won’t. There is some research into long term data storage, though. DNA can be recoverable for almost geological time periods without any special facility providing an optimal environment. There is some work on encoding information directly to DNA.

          • @[email protected]
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            No. I plugged in a Quantum Fireball drive (~1997, about 9 GB), (IDE to SATA3) bridge and tried to extract the data from it.

            The drive platter promptly crashed into the head, the platter shattered, and then a full short began drawing maximum amperage and melting the IDE slot.

            So the platter blew up and the drive caught (indirect) fire.

  • @mumblerfish
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    395 months ago

    Will Ben Shapiro sing this one too?

      • @masquenox
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        What can I say? The anime porn isn’t doing it for me any more.

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    Lord Dumuzi: look at this tablet this total babe sent me

    ???: dumuzi you don’t have a gf

    Lord Dumuzi: no i totally do, she wants me to fill her churn with honey cheese

    ???: no girl would ever chisel that. You made your scribe do that

    Lord Dumuzi: maybe they wouldn’t chisel that to you, but i’ve had lots of babes tell me to fill their churn with honey cheese.

    ???: ok who is she then?

    Lord Dumuzi: uhh you don’t know her… she goes to another ziggurat

    • @ikidd
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      45 months ago

      Spit on dat thang.

  • @[email protected]
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    165 months ago

    That’s pretty hot.

    I am usually far more into women, but when I want a man that’s what it feels like.

  • Leraje
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    165 months ago

    You’re not fooling anyone Dumuzi - your mates wrote that didn’t they?

  • NoSpiritAnimal
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    165 months ago

    Fill my holy churn with honey cheese was my user bio back on Reddit.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      75 months ago

      Are you single? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

    • Billegh
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      45 months ago

      Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your onlyfans.

  • FundMECFS
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    Imagine writing this and then baking it. And then thinking. Yes, I shall keep this for my grandchildren to read.

  • @TastyWheat
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    85 months ago

    Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      165 months ago

      Is this what the king pays the scribes for?

      • @masquenox
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        55 months ago

        If the king doesn’t want to know the answer he shouldn’t ask the question…

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