• @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          23 months ago

          I’ve eaten so many chocolate santas though, I’m pretty sure someone wants us to eat him. Someone ought to convene a committee to investigate this sort of thing.

          • @[email protected]
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            3 months ago

            I’m not sure if I’d want to ask Santa for his chocolate, partly because he may be into it and that frightens me.

  • @Carvex
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    53 months ago

    Don’t forget to donate money to your local pedophile crossdressing “virgin” every Sunday!

    • @[email protected]
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      93 months ago

      Hey, don’t disparage cross dressers like that. No need to lump them in with the sudo-cannibalistic christians.

      • Diplomjodler
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        73 months ago

        As a Linux user, I feel personally attacked.

        • @surewhynotlem
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          73 months ago

          bash: annibalistic : command not found