To ruin the joke i learned recently that oil comes exclusively from dead marine life 🤓
That’s super cool I had no idea!! Does anyone have fun sources to start with?
That t-rex was a swimmer 🏊
TIL, thanks.
Imagine if when you died you just turned back into a pile of your component materials. Leaving behind a muddy puddle.
what are your component materials?
Carbon and Vodka.
The rocks, in time, compress
Your blood to oil,
Your flesh to coal,
Enrich the soil,
Not everybody’s goal.
I read that algae actually makes up more of what we know as oil than decomposed dinosaurs.
Edit: the source of that tidbit. He does a cool demo at the beginning.
Algae and plankton. It also obviously takes longer than a few minutes, like at least an hour.
You see, if aborted babies were a viable fuel source abortions would be government funded by now.
A Shell of their former selves.
That’s what happens when you donate your body for science
brutal.