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Explanation: Decimation was a military punishment in the Roman Empire, used primarily in the days of the Republic, and even then only rarely. In the case of extreme cowardice or mutiny of an entire unit, the unit would be condemned to decimation - in which they would be split into groups of 10 men, and draw lots or straws. The one who drew the shortest straw was then condemned to be beaten to death by the other 9. This was seen, to the Romans, both as a punishment and a redemption, as by participating as executors, the surviving soldiers are punished, but also are resubmitting to military discipline and enforcing it in the unit.
It was considered, even by Roman standards, to be a very harsh punishment, and only a handful of examples of the punishment are known to have been carried out, and each time it was considered a major and shocking event.
Interesting as well, as well … disgusting! I’m glad, that I wasn’t born into that era.
The past is very often a brutal place! We live in deeply imperfect times in the modern day, and should not be satisfied with the flaws our societies have now, but it’s good to reflect every once in a while how far we’ve come.
True (even though some try with all their might to turn back to the “great old times”).
Make SPQR Magna Again!
Get out of here Caligula
Combover Caligula
God-damn, as an American, that just killed the humor vibe right there. :(
Don’t worry, Caligula didn’t win in the end.
Many of us live like the kings of the medieval era. Only the other day I cleaned my arse with a goose.
I have no idea what to do with this comment.
Order a chicken next time you go out to eat and pretend you’re King Richard the Lionheart about to be captured for eating too good while undercover.
Chicken was a not-uncommon meat for commoners, but still expensive enough so that if some traveler (who SHOULD be saving their money carefully) comes into a local tavern which wasn’t planned on cooking any chickens today and says “Slaughter me, and me specifically, a chicken”, he’s clearly got money to spare.
Was the goose upset?
I thought maybe his name was Decimus.
Funny enough, Decimus means something similar - ‘Tenth’. A lot of Roman praenomina (first names) were like that. Primus, Secundus, Tertius, Quartus, Quintus, Sextus, Septimus, Octavius, Nonus, Decimus. First through tenth! Not the most creative fellows, the Romans.
In their defense, birth order rarely correlated with their name - Decimus could just as easily be a firstborn child, or the fifth son.
In their defense, birth order rarely correlated with their name - Decimus could just as easily be a firstborn child, or the fifth son.
This is something, I find more weird than defending. Or, in other words, TIL Romans were bad at counting.
Well, at least you don’t have a Primus in every family that way!
Or, in other words, TIL Romans were bad at counting.
lmao, there are other examples of Roman weirdness with numbers. For most of the Republic period, the year was expressed not by a number, but by which two consuls were elected that year. Ab Urbe Condita (AUC, ‘From the founding of the city’) was much more rare. “Draw 25 or use numbers like normal human beings.”
I know about the way Romans counted time. Isn’t also in the Bible, the year Jesus was born given as the year x of the reign of Augustus? Later, the pope who established the AD counting had lots of struggle summing up all the years of the emperors without counting some years twice.
Isn’t also in the Bible, the year Jesus was born given as the year x of the reign of Augustus?
No, it isn’t. Descriptions of when he was born are vague and contradictory.
Indeed, e.g. the text of the Lukas Evangelium isn’t that precise as I’ve thought I remember it.
Yep! In the Empire, there were often numerous consuls in a year instead of just two (being rotated out as a kind of ‘gift’ from the Emperor) so the norm for counting the year changed to how many years since the ruling Emperor came into power.
Funny how some things we take for granted, like an unborked date system, are actually innovations, and far from timeless (ha).
TY, I didn’t know, there were still consules in the Roman Empire.
Yes, a continuous calendar system makes things a lot easier.
Of course they were. I give you proof they’re even worse at math. Tell me quick, how much is
CMDIV + CCDDVIII
You actually needed to be ‘very good’ at math to fluently calculate with Roman numbers. However, I can’t make sense of your examples.
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this
Holy shit that’s brutal. Makes being killed by a firing squad or hung (broken neck variation) sound “humane”.
Remember, folks, if you’re trying to describe more than 10% of something being destroyed, don’t call it “decimation” because it’s worse than that.
This meme is decimating.
Decimating the countryside.
Decimating all the peasants.
Decimating all the villagers in their THATCH-ROOFED COTTAGES!
TROGDOOOOOOR!!
Trogdor was a man… I mean… he was a dragon man… or maybe he was just a dragon…? But he was still
Decimate your surroundings!
I’m decimated seeing this…
The weight of this word makes much more sense now.
Yeah, this was a truly brutal practice.
I always wondered why would happen if the dude appeared dead but managed to live over the following days
Some of your mates will start a cult about you.
I imagine if he was a smart fellow, he would take the opportunity to quietly disappear and start a new life before anyone got the bright idea to cut his throat to make sure.
Or perhaps it’d be regarded as a good omen. Romans were always fond of odd happenings being interpreted as some omen or another from the gods.
I theorized the latter, and the legate would keep him in court, probably with a chicken on his head (due to massive concussion)
I am sure there might have had happened, but I strongly doubt it with the commander watching over the proceedings to assert their displeasure. I am sure the rare times it happened, the commander probably did a bit of shanking himself.
Would not be surprised if they “double-tapped” with the bodies being imspected and finished off with a unceremonious stab or throat cut to show mercy to a convulsing body, to then strip and dump it before moving on.
Just my uneducated guesswork ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Well I guess call them a prophet and create a new religion
Oh hey I got this one. I was one… Of the…
I must go
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He’s not black so it isn’t Rodney King.
