• @spittingimage
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    A cursed object! Those circles obviously represent the disc of the sun and the animal is a demon stamping it into the sea. I recommend anointing your eyes with the blood of a sacrificial bull so they don’t get possessed by ghosts. We all remember what happened last time.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      25 hours ago

      Man, their children are hardcore!

  • What are at the bottoms of its legs?

    A pox on our society! They’re a crutch! Kids spend so much time on these things, and they never learn to walk or run properly! Why, back in my day, a man could run all day using only his feet, and travel all the way to the next village! Now with these “wheels,” kids are lazy. Sure, they get there faster, but they’re stuck on the roads and can’t travel through the jungle.

    They’re all going to grow up with atrophied legs and soft, squishy feet. It’s a corruption of society, I tell you.

    They should be banned.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      15 hours ago

      So… do they ride on the dogs? Sorry, I’m still not getting the whole concept.

    • @Dasus
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      And don’t even get started on the weird coverings they wear on their feet. “Aww the ground is so hard” they complain.

      Bunch of soft-footed wimps.

  • @Rolando
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    26 hours ago

    It looks like a flat boulder that’s been tied down somehow. Probably been cursed by the gods. Avoid them.

  • Mister Neon
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    149 hours ago

    In my day all we had to play with were heavy rubber balls that we would hit with our hips. I’ve heard Teotihuacán doesn’t even have a ball court, yuppies!

  • @fan0m
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    89 hours ago

    Pretty sure they’re wheels. You could put a leash on it and drag it as if you’re walking a dog.

      • RandomStickman
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        89 hours ago

        Kids these days are too obsessed with technology. They’re just going around with their new fads while life flies by. When I grew up I just walked around and enjoy life!

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          25 hours ago

          I just can’t keep up with today’s society. I miss the good old days when we were all hunting and/or gathering.

  • @owenfromcanada
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    69 hours ago

    Some sort of deformity? What a strange shape.

  • @AbouBenAdhem
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    I think it’s a toy meant to warn children about the hazard of leaving rolling objects underfoot. Imagine how fast you’d yeet off if you accidentally stepped on one of those rolling discs!