Wouldn’t a Satanic portal be below the White House?
All of this wouldn’t have happened if people just remembered to close the damn adrenochrome vat after use!
I’m pretty sure the moon was always there.
I call bullshit. If there was really a satanic portal there, it would be plastic death metal at all hours.
“A Satanic portal? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely above the White House?!?”
“Yes”
“May I see it?”
“No”
“No, no, no. I said steamed hams.”
Good. That’s why kids are so lazy these days. Back in my day battling demons and carrying a flask of holy water taught us a thing or two about life. I for one welcome the pro satanic portal stance of this administration.
a Satanic portal
That’s a bit vague. What exactly are we talking about here?
A portal that worships Satan? A portal of Satan’s making? Is it a portal that only Satan himself can use, or can anyone can use it and it leads them directly to Satan’s location, or magically turns them Satanic upon using it?
A copy of the game Portal previously owned by Satan.
A portal in the style of Satan. Essentially fiery goth.
Or as I like to call it, the Devil’s Butthole.
You should call it something else
Mephistophele’s Third Brown Eye?
Magical Sphincter Mistoffeles.
Can you run doom on it though?
If someone can boot Linux on an Intel 4004, anything is possible!
If it has any capacity to process information, yes.
Wouldn’t that technically be over the Biden Regime?
The most terrifying part of this, is that the words “Satanic Portal “ doesn’t immediately cause people to stop and say WTF?!!?
So which is it? Joe Biden is a demented old man, or the right hand of Satan.
This is what religion does to a brain.
I’m saying WTF.
Everybody knows that Hell is down below us, and portals to Hell or Satan would open up on the ground and not in the sky where Heaven is located. Like, duh, man.
Narbonic circa Feb. 2004
If you’re not reading the Bible, then it’s more lies from
Joe BidenSatan.Not today
Joe BidenSatan!
Excellent.
They’ve ignored the bigger one over Mt. Rushmore.
rubbs fingers together excitedly
Cool, Stone was/is trying to bring back the Satanic Panic. /s
Neat
“You must understand, it was for the benefit of mankind, I assure you!”.
